{"id":217,"date":"2004-12-29T21:38:31","date_gmt":"2004-12-30T02:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=217"},"modified":"2004-12-29T21:38:31","modified_gmt":"2004-12-30T02:38:31","slug":"a-tradition-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"A tradition begins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a tradition that is exactly 0 years old, I will finish off this year by posting silly assed links i have found or been sent through the year.<\/p>\n<p>Starting off the list is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weebl.jolt.co.uk\/pie.htm\">Weebl and Bob<\/a>. If you haven&#8217;t seen them, prepare for a giggle. The very best are the first two, in my opinion. When come back, bring pie. Wanker. <\/p>\n<p>Everyone needs a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bananaguard.com\/\">Bananna guard.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not everyone needs <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mintyass.com\/index.html\">Sphincterine<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nata2.info\/humor\/flash\/hatten.swf\">The hat is yours! <\/a>Groove to this one, baby. Several minutes of flash pleasure. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bovil.com\/cows\/index.shtml\">Mooooooooo!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.passedoutwookies.com\/\">Wookies<\/a>. I hate &#8217;em. And they&#8217;re funny looking.<\/p>\n<p>Ever think of an invention that had almost no use at all? It&#8217;s probably a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chindogu.com\/chindogu\/tenents.html\">Chindogu<\/a>. No, your brother-in-law doesn&#8217;t count. <\/p>\n<p>Hell, why bother to invent it, <a href=\"http:\/\/home.nc.rr.com\/tuco\/looney\/acme\/acme.html\">Acme<\/a> probably already sells it. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what this is, but it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/taking-over-the-internet.com\/\">taking over the internet!<\/a> And I Still don&#8217;t know what it is. <\/p>\n<p>Wastin&#8217; away again in old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cicadaville.com\/\">Cicadaville<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t know it yet, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/cliff\/ihateyou\/\">Cliff Yablonsky Hates you.<\/a> And several hundred other morons. <\/p>\n<p>For those who need <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monkpunk.org\/hcpes.html\">Remedial Training<\/a> this takes you to basics. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockpapersaddam.com\/index.html\">Rochambeau.<\/a> No, really. <\/p>\n<p>taking over the world? Here&#8217;s a few <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eviloverlord.com\/lists\/overlord.html\">tips<\/a><\/p>\n<p>One for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.racinerailroad.com\/PORTABLES\/major_2000_gasoline_impact_wrenc.htm\">Men<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dog toy, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com\/\">marital aid?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know you make me wanna <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shout.net\/~elijah\/\">Shout<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stophillarypac.com\/\">Stop Hillary Now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stupid.com\/\">Stupid.com<\/a> just in case you lost your old Miss army knife. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.users.globalnet.co.uk\/%7Epennck\/pboc\/\">Test your skills!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Go ask <a href=\"http:\/\/www.users.globalnet.co.uk\/%7Epennck\/pboc\/\">Alice<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The l<a href=\"http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/flash\/llama.php\">lama<\/a> has two eyes, a heart, and a long beak for drinking honey!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t click <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hat.net\/abs\/noclick\/index.html\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Would you like to&#8230;.. touch my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flamjam.com\/spank\/\">monkey?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Very small <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guimp.com\/blog.html\">blog<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is how the internet was born. Or, wait, was that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yugop.com\/index.asp\">Merlin?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s only a small sampling, but those are plenty good\/annoying. <\/p>\n<p>Happy new year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a tradition that is exactly 0 years old, I will finish off this year by posting silly assed links i have found or been sent through the year. Starting off the list is Weebl and Bob. If you haven&#8217;t seen them, prepare for a giggle. 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