{"id":2204,"date":"2008-04-14T06:13:57","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T11:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2204"},"modified":"2008-04-14T06:13:57","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T11:13:57","slug":"yodeling-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2204","title":{"rendered":"Yodeling lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>For your edification<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1: Develop severe atheletes foot, caught from a hotel shower or someplace equally distasteful<br \/>\n2: Fill plastic tub with extremely hot water, and a cup of bleach, the only known cure for extensive footrot<br \/>\n3: Insert feet in aforementioned tub. Let the Yodeling begin!<\/p>\n<p>Next week: Jungle rot, bathtubs full of bleach, and Punjabi music. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For your edification 1: Develop severe atheletes foot, caught from a hotel shower or someplace equally distasteful 2: Fill plastic tub with extremely hot water, and a cup of bleach, the only known cure for extensive footrot 3: Insert feet in aforementioned tub. Let the Yodeling begin! Next week: Jungle rot, bathtubs full of bleach, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}