{"id":2209,"date":"2008-04-15T13:32:08","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T18:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2209"},"modified":"2008-04-15T13:32:46","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T18:32:46","slug":"nobody-tells-me-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2209","title":{"rendered":"nobody tells me shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Witness:<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2208\" height=400 alt=hilde.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/hilde.jpg\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A&#8221;: Where I was<br \/>\n&#8220;B&#8221;: Where the hildebeest was.<\/p>\n<p>Less than a mile. <\/p>\n<p>Sheeee-at. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Witness: &#8220;A&#8221;: Where I was &#8220;B&#8221;: Where the hildebeest was. Less than a mile. Sheeee-at.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}