{"id":2214,"date":"2008-04-17T09:04:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T14:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2214"},"modified":"2008-04-17T09:04:02","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T14:04:02","slug":"this-time-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2214","title":{"rendered":"this time tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will be propped up naked on a table in surgery, while a doctor I only just met monday roots around in my left knee. While my ginormous scrotum freezes to the stainless table like Flick&#8217;s tongue. I hope they have a teflon spatula. <\/p>\n<p>I did use a magic marker to write &#8220;this one&#8221; on it. <\/p>\n<p>My knee, not my scrotum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will be propped up naked on a table in surgery, while a doctor I only just met monday roots around in my left knee. While my ginormous scrotum freezes to the stainless table like Flick&#8217;s tongue. I hope they have a teflon spatula. I did use a magic marker to write &#8220;this one&#8221; on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}