Caught hushed whispers in the patient irritating area about the balzac. (“Did you see that?” “How does he keep it from chafing?”) When I went to slip into my drawers I discovered the package had been spread out on one leg like a birds wing. If I see pictures on the internet I won’t be surprised. <\/p>\n
Nurse was hotter once I got my damned glasses. <\/p>\n
The preop info has me jamming this bacitracin up my nose twice daily. Seems dumb as a bag of hammers to me. I asked them if I should rub some cottage cheese on the wife’s elbow, if that would help- or put some gravy on the dog. <\/p>\n
Means I can’t smell a damned thing. And they made me shower with this damned antibacterial soap that makes me smell like pee, according to the ogwife. So I didn’t make much of an impression on the hot nurse who was arranging my hairy balzac for it’s internet debut. Allegedly. <\/p>\n
Still wanted to drive home. Mom took me, sat with me. I could have driven tons better than all the other tards out there, even in a vicodin haze. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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