{"id":225,"date":"2005-01-03T22:14:47","date_gmt":"2005-01-04T03:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=225"},"modified":"2005-01-03T22:14:47","modified_gmt":"2005-01-04T03:14:47","slug":"the-lotto-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"The Lotto Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, I&#8217;m not talking about <i>playing<\/i> Lotto. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking about playing the game &#8220;what if I <i>won<\/i> the lotto&#8221;. It&#8217;d have to be a big one, none of this two million dollar BS. I&#8217;m talking about one of those 120 million cash payout lottos.<\/p>\n<p>There are some specific things you think about, of course, not having to get up at 5:00 anymore, not having to worry about the cable bill, not having to worry about any bill. <\/p>\n<p>Most lotto winners tend to white trash the whole deal, many are bankrupt pretty quickly.  Most of that comes of dragon chasing; trying to find the next thing to thrill or satisfy the need for adventure.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I don&#8217;t want adventure. My wants are pretty simple. I&#8217;d like to have that big payoff for a lot of reasons, most of them quite selfish, but some of them selfish for friends of mine, people I love, or people I respect.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to pay off my best friend Mike&#8217;s bills and have a contractor come finish rehabbing his 40&#8217;s vintage Dutch colonial home. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to get my friend Jenny a nice little suburban Georgia bungalow with a carport, and put a car into it. And get her training she needs to get a gig she likes more. And a fistful of flight coupons for NYC, where she can satisfy her desire to be in the Apple. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to buy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.velociworld.com\/\">Velociman&#8217;s <\/a>half rubber team a whole new set of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.erosboutique.org\/store\/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=erosbout&amp;Product_Code=Half+Rubber+Harness&amp;Category_Code=mens_body_harness\">uniforms<\/a> so they could look real nice when they play. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to buy a small publising house and publish all of Francis Porretto&#8217;s books. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to get Kim du Toit the winchester 63 he shot as a child. No, not one <i>like <\/i>it, the <i>exact <\/i>model 63. I&#8217;d like to see the look in his eyes. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to sign a blank check and have Connie Du Toit redesign my website so it looked nice. Then I&#8217;d probably have to have someone talented write it for me. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to get Acidman a lawyer good enough to make his ex squirm, and get him his son back. I&#8217;d like to see the look in his eyes. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to get my whole family to Florida for a visit with a dear old friend who now suffers from alzheimers. I&#8217;d like to make sure his last years are exquisitely comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to drop about 100k on this house, and about 100k each on the next-door neighbor&#8217;s houses, to help them get ahead of their home improvement projects.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to  get my local parish a monument to our beloved pastor, now gone three years, a decent and wonderful man, an inspired homilist, and a huge loss. I&#8217;d like to bribe my bishop to ship our current miserable popinjay of a pastor off to a parish where he can learn the meaning of the word &#8220;humility&#8221;, and I&#8217;d like our former associate pastor to return, and guide the parish who misses him so severely.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d probably make sure all my family and close friends were modestly taken care of, funds established to get kids into halfway decent schools, etc. <\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t want much beyond that. Decent health and a lot of good hunting and fishing, is about all. Well, and plenty of ammo. <\/p>\n<p>What are your lotto wishes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I&#8217;m not talking about playing Lotto. I&#8217;m talking about playing the game &#8220;what if I won the lotto&#8221;. It&#8217;d have to be a big one, none of this two million dollar BS. I&#8217;m talking about one of those 120 million cash payout lottos. There are some specific things you think about, of course, not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}