Fuck the comb. <\/p>\n
Wife reminds me I didn’t get the daughter’s campaign stickers printed last night (she’s running for student council president) So I sprint off to the computer room where I pound out 72 small and 12 large self-adhesive full color glossy labels. <\/p>\n
And then use the paper cutter to trim them into individual labels, because all I have are full sheets of label material.<\/p>\n
And then I have to score the backs, because in cutting the full sheets not all the individual labels are crack&peel. Which you must do with a scalpel, the onlyu thing sharp enough with a smooth enough edge to cut through the backing and not the sticker itself. And i manage to get 71 and only mess one up and cut all the way through. <\/p>\n
I still haven’t had my damned shower. <\/p>\n
Then the wife shows me the notice about the “election party” which is after the normal school day, in the gym, and ends “Promptly at 4:00-5:30”<\/p>\n
How the HELL can some4thing end promptly over the course fo an hour and a half? <\/p>\n
This is the BEST school in the damned district. Good lord.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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