{"id":2279,"date":"2008-05-14T13:14:45","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T18:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2279"},"modified":"2008-05-14T13:16:04","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T18:16:04","slug":"eureka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2279","title":{"rendered":"Eureka!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I have discovered the secret ingredient of Pesto sauce. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Farts. Yes, farts. Compressed, liquified, freeze dried, and ground up into a coarse paste. Hence the green color.<\/p>\n<p>This is a direct observation discovery. The human digestive system adds digestive juices to the sauce and reconstitutes the farts. Apparently, they use predominantly the farts of water buffalo with digestive dieseases. <\/p>\n<p>I say &#8220;human&#8221; with the disclaimer that I&#8217;m speaking of &#8220;mine&#8221;. Make of it what you will. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have discovered the secret ingredient of Pesto sauce. Farts. Yes, farts. Compressed, liquified, freeze dried, and ground up into a coarse paste. Hence the green color. This is a direct observation discovery. The human digestive system adds digestive juices to the sauce and reconstitutes the farts. Apparently, they use predominantly the farts of water [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}