{"id":2286,"date":"2008-05-18T11:57:25","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T16:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2286"},"modified":"2008-05-19T10:30:26","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T15:30:26","slug":"no-good-on-my-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2286","title":{"rendered":"No good on my own"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up this morning and made myself a bowl of cereal. <\/p>\n<p>Well, it was chex mix. It had some cereal in it. <\/p>\n<p>And I didn&#8217;t use milk, as the last of it had gone sour. I used coffee creamer. And a little bacon and orange juice, part of your nutritious breakfast. <\/p>\n<p>I forgot to feed the dog late last night so I let him chew on a pringles can until I could find the dog food scoop.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be very happy when the Ogwife returns from Canada. I&#8217;m just not bachelor material. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up this morning and made myself a bowl of cereal. Well, it was chex mix. It had some cereal in it. And I didn&#8217;t use milk, as the last of it had gone sour. I used coffee creamer. And a little bacon and orange juice, part of your nutritious breakfast. I forgot to feed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}