{"id":2291,"date":"2008-05-21T20:48:47","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T01:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2291"},"modified":"2008-05-21T20:48:47","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T01:48:47","slug":"cooney-the-retarded-cat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2291","title":{"rendered":"Cooney, the Retarded Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>has taken to sitting on his rug and just staring at the litterbox. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re concerned his time is short. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah. I&#8217;m not a cat guy. But Cooney has been a pretty decent animal for some time now- I think, what, 67734 years? Keep a happy thought for him if y&#8217;all will. He ain&#8217;t gonna live forever but I&#8217;m damned if i want to see him have any discomfort. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has taken to sitting on his rug and just staring at the litterbox. We&#8217;re concerned his time is short. Yeah, yeah. I&#8217;m not a cat guy. But Cooney has been a pretty decent animal for some time now- I think, what, 67734 years? Keep a happy thought for him if y&#8217;all will. He ain&#8217;t gonna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}