{"id":2321,"date":"2008-06-05T21:10:22","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T02:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2321"},"modified":"2008-06-05T21:10:22","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T02:10:22","slug":"oh-you-forgot-you-needed-to-be-in-this-lane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2321","title":{"rendered":"Oh, you forgot you needed to be in this lane?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nice. Nice causing six people behind you to have to slam on the brakes to wait until someone would let you over. <\/p>\n<p>Nice use of directionals to indicate a lane change, too. That was &#8220;Sarcasm&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Nice you can&#8217;t figure out where you&#8217;re going too. Stay in the center lane, ahead of me, looking left and right to try to figure out where you&#8217;re going. yep, that&#8217;s it, the Wal-Mart on the right. Just ease over, don&#8217;t bther with your turn signals, that truck has good brakes. Probably. No! Wait, you want to be on the left, because Target has cooler stuff, I suppose. Now, that&#8217;s impressive. Five people skidded as you crossed four lanes of traffic without turn signal or concern for anyone&#8217;s safety.<\/p>\n<p>Glad you made it. Out from in front of me, that is. Just in case youwondered, your car looks like it does (new Volvo S40 with not a single body or trim panel intact, with a plastic passenger window held on with shipping tape) because you drive like you do. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice. Nice causing six people behind you to have to slam on the brakes to wait until someone would let you over. Nice use of directionals to indicate a lane change, too. That was &#8220;Sarcasm&#8221;. Nice you can&#8217;t figure out where you&#8217;re going too. Stay in the center lane, ahead of me, looking left and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}