{"id":2339,"date":"2008-06-13T19:06:58","date_gmt":"2008-06-14T00:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2008-06-13T19:07:33","modified_gmt":"2008-06-14T00:07:33","slug":"kellys-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2339","title":{"rendered":"Kelly&#8217;s Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dick says &#8220;This car gave it up for Kelly. I&#8217;m grateful beyond words for the engineering.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2338\" height=300 alt=kellycar2.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/kellycar2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2337\" height=300 alt=kellycar1.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/kellycar1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hoo Fucking Rah, Master Sergeant.  Truer words are never spoken- as Alger et al can attest, the car&#8217;s job is to protect it&#8217;s owner, and this little bugger did just that for Kelly. Me, I wish it&#8217;d been just a little bigger, so Kelly didn&#8217;t have any injury at all, but I&#8217;m tickled she&#8217;s whole. All the airbags did their job and the front crumple zones- well- crumpled. <\/p>\n<p>As for the driver of the other car, he was originally unhurt, but Dick will eventually post an adress to send flowers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dick says &#8220;This car gave it up for Kelly. I&#8217;m grateful beyond words for the engineering.&#8221; Hoo Fucking Rah, Master Sergeant. Truer words are never spoken- as Alger et al can attest, the car&#8217;s job is to protect it&#8217;s owner, and this little bugger did just that for Kelly. Me, I wish it&#8217;d been just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}