{"id":2356,"date":"2008-06-25T22:00:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T03:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2008-06-25T22:01:43","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T03:01:43","slug":"demon-gout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2356","title":{"rendered":"Demon Gout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been told for years that I should have gout. I have been taking allopurinol for many years, though for the last six months I have not. I keep hearing &#8220;you should experience a flareup anytime now&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>SO last friday night, when my right baby toe started to give me some grief, I thought, yeah, here it is. All that warning,  and finally I&#8217;ve got it. I dragged out the Alopurinol, and hoped I&#8217;d caught it in time and didn&#8217;t need to spend three days on the john. <\/p>\n<p>And then the wife catches me. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t have Gout, you have a shitty memory. You dropped a full frozen bottle of water on it last night, remember? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And of course she was correct. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been told for years that I should have gout. I have been taking allopurinol for many years, though for the last six months I have not. I keep hearing &#8220;you should experience a flareup anytime now&#8221; SO last friday night, when my right baby toe started to give me some grief, I thought, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}