{"id":2368,"date":"2008-07-02T08:36:48","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T13:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2008-07-02T08:36:48","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T13:36:48","slug":"we-need-to-get-axes-out-of-the-hands-of-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2368","title":{"rendered":"We need to get axes out of the hands of people."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because they can be used to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/local\/chi-nicholas-sheley-080701,0,7671257.story\">commit crimes.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because when owning axes is criminal, only criminals will own axes.<\/p>\n<p>Further proof that anyone who thinks regulating fireams will stop crime is an utter and abject retard, and should be sterilized so they do not pass on their stupid. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because they can be used to commit crimes. Because when owning axes is criminal, only criminals will own axes. Further proof that anyone who thinks regulating fireams will stop crime is an utter and abject retard, and should be sterilized so they do not pass on their stupid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}