{"id":2371,"date":"2008-07-03T09:23:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T14:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2008-07-03T09:23:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T14:23:30","slug":"sonic-boom-crapblogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2371","title":{"rendered":"sonic boom crapblogging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just farted so hard it made my sphincter hurt. I think the delicate tissues in my nether regions were adversely affected by the velocity of the escaping gas.<\/p>\n<p>Hot wings for dinner last night didna&#8217; help much neither. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just farted so hard it made my sphincter hurt. I think the delicate tissues in my nether regions were adversely affected by the velocity of the escaping gas. Hot wings for dinner last night didna&#8217; help much neither.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}