{"id":2374,"date":"2008-07-06T06:51:34","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T11:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2374"},"modified":"2008-07-06T06:51:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T11:51:34","slug":"why-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2374","title":{"rendered":"Why on earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>can it be that my friends and neighbors in adjacent counties and states are inundated- nay, deluged, with rain, and wet weather, and MY lawn is  the color of Scorch? I mean, I feel for the folks in the flooded areas, I really do- but can&#8217;t a guy get a rainstorm? Last weekend we were promised a downpour, I got ten drops. I LOVE rain. And I never seem to get any. They&#8217;re predicting heavy thunderbangers this week, and if you look at the radar picture, it&#8217;s a couple of lazy, wispy clouds. Peckerheads. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>can it be that my friends and neighbors in adjacent counties and states are inundated- nay, deluged, with rain, and wet weather, and MY lawn is the color of Scorch? I mean, I feel for the folks in the flooded areas, I really do- but can&#8217;t a guy get a rainstorm? Last weekend we were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}