I get an email from my old friend and confidant mlle. Jenny, who says “can you call? I’ve just faced two cops with guns drawn”<\/p>\n
Seems she was typing, and cops issued themselves a no-knock warrant and wandered in her back door. She is a medical transcriptionist, and had headphones on, and didn’t catch wind of this until the cops were literally in her hallway shouting “COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!!” She did, and the cops, guns drawn, finger on trigger, safeties off, asked her if she belonged there. Of course she DID< but it turns out THEY didn't. \n\nThey had been summonned to a house (lets say, 1089 Jenny Street) because the caller saw people loading stuff into a truck. At 1089 Jenny Street. \n\nThe cops arrived at, and entered, 1130 Jenny Street. Where Jenny lives. Not 1089. And drew down on Jenny. And her brother, in his underwear, woken from a sound sleep from his night gig at the restaurant. \n\nSo I'm trying to think of reasons why the cops arrived at 1130 instead of 1089. This is what I come up with so far:\n\nLocal police dispatcher has mental disorder that causes her to add 41 to any number she sees.\n\nJenny;s house smells nicer because she's always baking cookies.\n\nA string of burglaries have been occuring where the miscreant breaks in and DOES SOME WORK ON THE HOMEOWNER'S COMPUTER, and they heard typing, and figured they'd better put an end to it once and for all.\n\nBorat!\n\nThere was more room for the squad cars in Jenny's driveway\n\nThe light was better at 1130 Jenny drive. \n\nYour ideas? \n\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I get an email from my old friend and confidant mlle. Jenny, who says “can you call? I’ve just faced two cops with guns drawn” Seems she was typing, and cops issued themselves a no-knock warrant and wandered in her back door. She is a medical transcriptionist, and had headphones on, and didn’t catch wind […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}