{"id":2401,"date":"2008-07-18T09:42:19","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T14:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2401"},"modified":"2008-07-18T13:46:17","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T18:46:17","slug":"whats-the-difference-between-a-mcdonalds-employee-and-a-public-school-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2401","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s the difference between a McDonald&#8217;s employee and a public school teacher?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, if you fuck up hamburger after hamburger day in and day out, you get fired. If your students graduate without being able to read, do math, or form a coherent thought, you get a three month paid vacation!<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I know all about how teachers get paid, yadda yadda. And if you are offended by this, it is aimed directly at YOU. if you are a teacher and this doesn&#8217;t bother you in the least, you may be one of the rare decent ones) (or you could be a moron, I can&#8217;t tell over the internet) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, if you fuck up hamburger after hamburger day in and day out, you get fired. If your students graduate without being able to read, do math, or form a coherent thought, you get a three month paid vacation! (Yes, I know all about how teachers get paid, yadda yadda. And if you are offended [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}