When I graduated from high school, and before I startedat Purdue, i used to drive about three miles out of my way (my commute was only 4 miles) to drive by the girl’s track team, doing their morning run. <\/p>\n
I have recently changed my route to work because of construction in my path, and i’ve discovered another girl’s track team making their morning run.<\/p>\n
At 17, it was the greatest thing ever! nubile, barely postpubescent girls in tight running shorts and sweaty T-shirts running in front of my car? it was like disneyland. <\/p>\n
now, I feel like nothing so much as an ancient creep. gonna have to change my route again. <\/p>\n
Ten minutes later, i’m driving by the small office of a major investment firm. The manager of the office gets there early, i see him almost every day at seven thirty. He’s got a wall to wall, floor to ceiling window in his office, which is almost at street level. He had a HUGE monitor, because I suppose if you’re looking at spreadsheets etc. all day you can’t bear the eyestrain of a small monitor. <\/p>\n
This morning, however, he was using it to look at a video of a tiny asian girl being sodomized by an improbably large Samoan looking guy. Wasn’t like it was a popup, either, he played it several times while I was sitting waiting at the stoplight.<\/p>\n
Dude. Venetian blinds, huh? and how about not doing that shit at WORK? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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