{"id":2449,"date":"2008-08-05T22:42:08","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T03:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2449"},"modified":"2008-08-06T09:40:26","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T14:40:26","slug":"me-and-lbj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2449","title":{"rendered":"Me and LBJ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We got some requirements about <a href=\"http:\/\/tapes.millercenter.virginia.edu\/clips\/1964_0809_lbj_haggar\/\">pants<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Now, I like to have a little room, and I totally understand what LBJ is saying about the crotchal region.<\/p>\n<p>But the zippers.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus, why can&#8217;t anyone get the damned zippers right? <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a small guy by any stretch of anyone&#8217;s imagination- but about every other pair of dress pants I buy- even khakis, for godsake- have zippers about three inches long. <\/p>\n<p>yeah, three inches from the belt down. <\/p>\n<p>If I wear my pants around my waist, the bottom of the zipper is still four inches above Mr Happy. I have to pull my goddamned pants down on my hips like an asscrack exhibiting ghetto kid to be able to get at the business end of my business. Sometimes I just give up and find a stall and sit. Damn, I&#8217;d pay extra for the extra length of zipper, what&#8217;s the big goddamned deal? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got some requirements about pants. Now, I like to have a little room, and I totally understand what LBJ is saying about the crotchal region. But the zippers. Jesus, why can&#8217;t anyone get the damned zippers right? I&#8217;m not a small guy by any stretch of anyone&#8217;s imagination- but about every other pair of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}