Sing Ho! for Og, Neanderpundit,
\nOnce had a sense of shame, but shunned it.
\nHe now regales his readership
\nWith tales of Purulent Zits, and Shit.<\/p>\n
His pride and joy? An outsize Nut-Sack.
\nTo drive it, he must use a Half-Track.
\nIt’s a sight I hope to never see:
\nNeander-Pendulosity.<\/p>\n
A genius of prose and versification, A Renaissance Man is mighty Og! Sing Ho! for Og, Neanderpundit, Once had a sense of shame, but shunned it. He now regales his readership With tales of Purulent Zits, and Shit. His pride and joy? An outsize Nut-Sack. To drive it, he must use a Half-Track. It’s a sight I hope to never see: Neander-Pendulosity. A genius of prose and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHe can write a sonnet ’bout Constipation;
\nA double dactyl on Anal Warts;
\nAnd vers libre<\/em> on the topic of Firearm Sports.<\/p>\n
\nHe’ll wax eloquent about his Rectal Clog,
\nAnd th’explosive release of the very same.
\nThe man, he has no sense of shame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"