{"id":2470,"date":"2008-08-14T12:26:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T17:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2008-08-14T12:26:37","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T17:26:37","slug":"perforated-ulcer-crapblogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2470","title":{"rendered":"perforated ulcer crapblogging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>three days now, tarry black stools. seen this before and I don&#8217;t like it one bit. <\/p>\n<p>internal bleeding? hell no. four pounds of licorice allsorts. the shit is as black as cerberus&#8217; asshole and the farts are epic.  probably gonna make me sleep outside the cottage tonight. s&#8217;no problem, weather&#8217;s fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>three days now, tarry black stools. seen this before and I don&#8217;t like it one bit. internal bleeding? hell no. four pounds of licorice allsorts. the shit is as black as cerberus&#8217; asshole and the farts are epic. probably gonna make me sleep outside the cottage tonight. s&#8217;no problem, weather&#8217;s fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}