{"id":2472,"date":"2008-08-16T10:32:53","date_gmt":"2008-08-16T15:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2472"},"modified":"2008-08-16T10:32:53","modified_gmt":"2008-08-16T15:32:53","slug":"i-am-blessed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2472","title":{"rendered":"i am blessed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>in that my body quits before I get enough alcohol in me to cause a serious hangover. its that moment trying to drift off to sleep that is trying.<\/p>\n<p>last night as I lay in bed, hanging on to the doorframe lest I be flung off the earth and into space, I tried desperately not to think of the ingredients to a dip i&#8217;d made earlier in the evening. it wasn&#8217;t working well. every time I thought of an ingredient it made me retch. Onions. gag. Hamburger. whought(hic). cheese. I had to stop or I was going to have  to sleep with my head in a bucket.  Air. that&#8217;s it. i&#8217;ll think of air. nice, cool, air. mostly nitrogen, air is. ick. DAMMIT, AIR HAS INGREDIENTS TOO!. ick. finally I slept, not a moment too soon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in that my body quits before I get enough alcohol in me to cause a serious hangover. its that moment trying to drift off to sleep that is trying. last night as I lay in bed, hanging on to the doorframe lest I be flung off the earth and into space, I tried desperately not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}