{"id":2515,"date":"2008-08-31T20:51:25","date_gmt":"2008-09-01T01:51:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2515"},"modified":"2008-08-31T20:51:25","modified_gmt":"2008-09-01T01:51:25","slug":"road-rage-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2515","title":{"rendered":"Road Rage Revisited."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have, in the past, ranted and raved about the people that I fight in traffic daily. I used to spend a lot of time screaming at them. In the last two weeks, I have stopped all that. I simply attempt to make their heads explode. <\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I try it simply by concentrating. Sometimes I think of specific things. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tree tree goat funnel toothpick! EXPLODE!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nope. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Weasel fart milkweed flower petal! EXPLODE&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pickup fusil oil antidepressant orgasm! EXPLODE!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nope. <\/p>\n<p>So far, I haven&#8217;t had much luck- but man, think of it, if i get the combination correct. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have, in the past, ranted and raved about the people that I fight in traffic daily. I used to spend a lot of time screaming at them. In the last two weeks, I have stopped all that. I simply attempt to make their heads explode. Sometimes I try it simply by concentrating. Sometimes I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}