{"id":2542,"date":"2008-09-12T07:02:11","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T12:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2542"},"modified":"2008-09-12T07:02:11","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T12:02:11","slug":"physical-oddities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2542","title":{"rendered":"Physical oddities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am ambidextrous- which in my case means equally clumsy with boith hands- but I&#8217;m especially clumsy with my left hand. Worst thing is swinging a hammer. You have to hold the nail with something, and subsequently my right thumbnail is mangled beyond it&#8217;s ever growing back normally again. Additionally, I once managed to get it caught in  a curl coming off a drill, whcih ripped up the nailbed. Looks like I&#8217;ve been chewing on it since I was nine. Well, actually, I have- I was a nailbiter for like 40 years, and all of a sudden, one day, with zero warning, I stopped. For the life of me I still don&#8217;t know why. <\/p>\n<p>Ah well,  I was never going to be a hand model. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am ambidextrous- which in my case means equally clumsy with boith hands- but I&#8217;m especially clumsy with my left hand. Worst thing is swinging a hammer. You have to hold the nail with something, and subsequently my right thumbnail is mangled beyond it&#8217;s ever growing back normally again. Additionally, I once managed to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}