{"id":2581,"date":"2008-09-30T10:31:45","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T15:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2581"},"modified":"2008-09-30T10:31:45","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T15:31:45","slug":"headcold-wonderful-gift-from-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2581","title":{"rendered":"HEADCOLD WONDERFUL GIFT FROM GOD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized, in about seventy two hours, the mutation period of this cold I have, I will land in PARIS. having contaminated every single person on board the plane. I am about to give the French a head cold. <\/p>\n<p>To all the decent citizens of France: I am truly sorry. I hope your suffering is short and your illness does not linger.<\/p>\n<p>To all the cheese eating surrender monkeys, and Muslims, DIE WALLOWING IN YOUR OWN FILTH, YOU SLIMY BASTARDS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized, in about seventy two hours, the mutation period of this cold I have, I will land in PARIS. having contaminated every single person on board the plane. I am about to give the French a head cold. To all the decent citizens of France: I am truly sorry. I hope your suffering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}