{"id":2582,"date":"2008-09-30T22:23:55","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T03:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2582"},"modified":"2008-10-01T15:48:10","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T20:48:10","slug":"the-passing-of-a-gentleman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2582","title":{"rendered":"The passing of a gentleman."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny is watching her old golden slowly die. He&#8217;s stopped eating and drinking, and Jenny suspects his time is near. <\/p>\n<p>A lot of people believe dogs have no souls. This is the utterest bullshit I have ever heard. The lowest street dog has more soul than the average bureaucrat. I fully expect that Gus will be romping in the fields of Eden soon, falling asleep under shady trees and dreaming of chasing otherworldly rabbits. <\/p>\n<p>For a human, I would ask you to pray that his soul is prepared to be viewed by The Lord. For a dog, all I can ask is that you pray he goes peacefully and in no pain. <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t make me come and make you do this, I will fuck you up. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> A picture of Gus, the Good Boy.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2586\" height=300 alt=gus.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/gus.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny is watching her old golden slowly die. He&#8217;s stopped eating and drinking, and Jenny suspects his time is near. A lot of people believe dogs have no souls. This is the utterest bullshit I have ever heard. The lowest street dog has more soul than the average bureaucrat. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}