{"id":2600,"date":"2008-10-05T21:41:37","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T02:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2600"},"modified":"2008-10-05T21:44:01","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T02:44:01","slug":"the-state-of-the-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2600","title":{"rendered":"The State of the Art"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since this is Og&#8217;s place, and he&#8217;s a shitblogger,\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ll dispense with posting at my site about the state of my alimentary canal.<br \/>\nI went through a rough patch last week, though. Three days with no action. I was worried. Fortunately, some softeners worked wonders, and I&#8217;m at about 98% now.<br \/>\nMovements have been regular for the most part. I feel like I&#8217;ve been lubed with synthetic oil, the passages are so effortless, and color and texture are pleasing to the experienced eye.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m expecting\u00c2\u00a0great things tomorrow, as I&#8217;ve been on a good high fiber, high greens diet. Confidence is high. I repeat: confidence is high.\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure y&#8217;all will be waiting with bated breath for tomorrow&#8217;s update. Thank goodness I&#8217;m such a sharer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since this is Og&#8217;s place, and he&#8217;s a shitblogger,\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ll dispense with posting at my site about the state of my alimentary canal. I went through a rough patch last week, though. Three days with no action. I was worried. Fortunately, some softeners worked wonders, and I&#8217;m at about 98% now. Movements have been regular for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}