{"id":2624,"date":"2008-10-17T19:38:13","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T00:38:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2624"},"modified":"2008-10-17T19:39:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T00:39:25","slug":"just-so-ya-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2624","title":{"rendered":"Just so ya know"},"content":{"rendered":"

who you’re reading while Og’s out playing around with monkey shit.<\/p>\n

Ten quick facts about me.<\/p>\n

1. Porn movies… Yep, I was in one.<\/p>\n

2. Mrs. Benning’s School for Wayward Boys. I graduated with high honors.<\/p>\n

3. Mt. Rainier. Climbed the face.<\/p>\n

4. Mount. St. Helens. Watched it blow out from a Huey UH-1.<\/p>\n

5. Tequila. I drink mine black, straight, room temperature, no salt, lime, ice, or other bullshit. Three to four fingers in a sitting.<\/p>\n

6. Married. To another blogger who’s a molecular biologist.<\/p>\n

7. Contract. Had one on my head. Apparently that shit didn’t work out real well.
\n8. Novelist. Yep, published no less.<\/p>\n

9. House. 60+ years old. When I moved in, the first thing I did was gut the place. It’s being rebuilt from scratch, by me alone.<\/p>\n

10. The sight of a hairy ass has never done a damn thing for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

who you’re reading while Og’s out playing around with monkey shit. Ten quick facts about me. 1. Porn movies… Yep, I was in one. 2. Mrs. Benning’s School for Wayward Boys. I graduated with high honors. 3. Mt. Rainier. Climbed the face. 4. Mount. St. Helens. Watched it blow out from a Huey UH-1. 5. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}