{"id":2629,"date":"2008-10-19T16:27:51","date_gmt":"2008-10-19T21:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2629"},"modified":"2008-10-19T18:27:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-19T23:27:09","slug":"so-lets-make-a-short-list-of-the-positives-if-the-messiah-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2629","title":{"rendered":"So let&#8217;s make a short list of the positives if the Messiah wins."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1<\/strong>. Gun Control- Yep, for all you folks out there who lawfully own AK&#8217;s and AR-15&#8217;s, I&#8217;m thinking this would be a pretty good time to invest in some wide diameter pvc pipe, dessicate, and some quality shovels. Come on&#8230; You clowns really don&#8217;t believe the NRA and a few good congresscritters are gonna stop this group, do you? If you do buy into that belief, you don&#8217;t need to be packing heat to begin with.<br \/>\n<strong>2<\/strong>. Freedom of Speech- Might as well hang that shit up now. Criticism of the Chosen One? Umm, guys? Kristallnacht anyone?<\/p>\n<p><strong>3<\/strong>. Taxes- Taxes? Really? I got news for you boys and girls. Massive tax increases will be the very least of your problems.<\/p>\n<p>And while I can still get away with doing it, <strong>FUCK YOU OBAMA<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Gun Control- Yep, for all you folks out there who lawfully own AK&#8217;s and AR-15&#8217;s, I&#8217;m thinking this would be a pretty good time to invest in some wide diameter pvc pipe, dessicate, and some quality shovels. Come on&#8230; You clowns really don&#8217;t believe the NRA and a few good congresscritters are gonna stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}