{"id":2649,"date":"2008-10-24T10:07:41","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T15:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2649"},"modified":"2008-10-24T13:04:49","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T18:04:49","slug":"just-give-me-the-fucking-marmite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2649","title":{"rendered":"JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MARMITE!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damned fools managed to addict me to Marmite while I was in Africa, and now I&#8217;m jonesing for it like nobody&#8217;s business. And you just don&#8217;t go to Jewel and buy it, either.  Sonsabitches. Have to go deal with the fucking hippies at Whole Foods. <\/p>\n<p>Update: Ahhhh. Marmite. <\/p>\n<p>I had to hold my breath the whole time, bathing and covering themself in yuppie stink did zero to help the hippies, it just makes them more revolting. <\/p>\n<p>But I now have a tiny jarful of loverly, bitter nasty protein saltiness. Yum!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damned fools managed to addict me to Marmite while I was in Africa, and now I&#8217;m jonesing for it like nobody&#8217;s business. And you just don&#8217;t go to Jewel and buy it, either. Sonsabitches. Have to go deal with the fucking hippies at Whole Foods. Update: Ahhhh. Marmite. I had to hold my breath the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}