{"id":267,"date":"2005-02-15T21:11:35","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T02:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=267"},"modified":"2005-02-15T21:11:35","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T02:11:35","slug":"the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"The Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent the entire day with <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.ntlworld.com\/henry01\/crap_records\/general_crap\/russ_conway_mp3s\/walk_in_the_black_forest.htm\">this song <\/a>stuck in my head.  Feel my pain. <\/p>\n<p>Warning: this is a powerful earworm, and you will be humming it for a day. You could say I gave you a humjob, but I&#8217;d appreciate it if you didnt&#8217;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIf Horst Jankowski wasn&#8217;t already safely dead, I&#8217;d kill him. In fact, if I knew where he was buried, I might dig him up and kill him again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent the entire day with this song stuck in my head. Feel my pain. Warning: this is a powerful earworm, and you will be humming it for a day. You could say I gave you a humjob, but I&#8217;d appreciate it if you didnt&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}