{"id":2677,"date":"2008-10-30T19:32:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T00:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2677"},"modified":"2008-10-30T19:32:42","modified_gmt":"2008-10-31T00:32:42","slug":"place-your-bets-on-election-night-and-the-following-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2677","title":{"rendered":"Place your bets! On Election night and the following day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In which cities will rioting occur?<\/p>\n<p>How many will die?<\/p>\n<p>Total number of times somebody yells, &#8220;Don&#8217;t tase me, bro!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Racial make up of the majority of rioters?<\/p>\n<p>*Yeah, I know I&#8217;m being a racist by asking the racial make up, but that shit be in fashion an&#8217; shit. Besides, I be needin&#8217; my street creds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which cities will rioting occur? How many will die? Total number of times somebody yells, &#8220;Don&#8217;t tase me, bro!&#8221; Racial make up of the majority of rioters? *Yeah, I know I&#8217;m being a racist by asking the racial make up, but that shit be in fashion an&#8217; shit. Besides, I be needin&#8217; my street [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}