{"id":2678,"date":"2008-10-31T06:24:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T11:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2678"},"modified":"2008-10-31T06:24:17","modified_gmt":"2008-10-31T11:24:17","slug":"i-am-sick-to-death-of-yogurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2678","title":{"rendered":"I am sick to death of yogurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and I&#8217;m not any too happy about the bananas, for reasons I&#8217;ll explain later.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;m not having nearly the gastrointestinal distress I was earlier in the week, thank ja, and I may actually be able to eat real food later on today. <\/p>\n<p>As for the nanners. <\/p>\n<p>Well, all across Africa, you see little huts and houses with a banana tree out back. That banana tree is the toilet. You drop your drawers, hug that nanner tree, and drop your deuce. And wipe yourself with the dried nanna leaf.<\/p>\n<p>If it goes on in Africa, I assume it goes on in wherever we get our nanners from. So I&#8217;m not pleased about bananas, but I&#8217;ll survive. If I don&#8217;t have to eat them, however, I will probably not. <\/p>\n<p>yes, I know all plants are fertilized. yes, I know the banana tree is not a tree. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and I&#8217;m not any too happy about the bananas, for reasons I&#8217;ll explain later. Still, I&#8217;m not having nearly the gastrointestinal distress I was earlier in the week, thank ja, and I may actually be able to eat real food later on today. As for the nanners. Well, all across Africa, you see little huts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}