{"id":274,"date":"2005-02-21T21:27:47","date_gmt":"2005-02-22T02:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=274"},"modified":"2005-02-21T21:27:47","modified_gmt":"2005-02-22T02:27:47","slug":"happy-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, my longtime friend, sometime commentor, and  confidant, Jenny, turns 29 again. She hasn&#8217;t turned 29 nearly as many times as I have turned 19, but she&#8217;s an old soul with a wisdom beyond her years and a decency you don&#8217;t find. Wish her a happy birthday, or I&#8217;ll smack you. Hard. And make you LIKE IT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, my longtime friend, sometime commentor, and confidant, Jenny, turns 29 again. She hasn&#8217;t turned 29 nearly as many times as I have turned 19, but she&#8217;s an old soul with a wisdom beyond her years and a decency you don&#8217;t find. Wish her a happy birthday, or I&#8217;ll smack you. Hard. And make you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}