{"id":2743,"date":"2008-11-12T19:48:16","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T00:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2743"},"modified":"2008-11-12T19:48:16","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T00:48:16","slug":"theres-one-or-two-minor-differences-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2743","title":{"rendered":"There’s one or two minor differences, dumbass."},"content":{"rendered":"

1. The only time I wear black is when I’m on a scooter. Too many cats.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Og wears black on a regular basis.<\/p>\n

2. Kim and Connie du Toit will both comment on Og’s blog.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most of the folks who comment at my websites are convicted rapists, murderers, and Catholic priests who blog from the SuperMax prison.<\/p>\n

3. Og’s a big boy. An Xtra-Large big boy, with double cheese.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m 4’2″ tall; shave my back with a broken bottle, and have genital warts under my arms.<\/p>\n

4. I’m married to a scientist.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Og’s married to the Ogwife.<\/p>\n

5. Og has a daughter.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’d be in prison if I had a daughter.<\/p>\n

6. Og would feel a small amount of remorse if Tom the WonderTroll suddenly passed away.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’d feel hungry, then grab a chili cheeseburger, with extra onions. Fuck you Tom, we’re not that close.
\n7. Og’s an engineer in the truest form of the word.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I can put gas in my truck.<\/p>\n

8. Og’s been stabbed before.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I once chewed my right arm off, just after waking up and finding I was a bit too drunk the previous evening.<\/p>\n

9. I wrote my first love note on the girl’s bathroom stall in grade school.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why Og doesn’t torch Tom the Wondertroll is still a mystery.<\/p>\n

10. Og has more guns than I do.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Though I probably have more ammo.<\/p>\n


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