{"id":2759,"date":"2008-11-18T21:46:29","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T02:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2759"},"modified":"2008-11-18T21:46:29","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T02:46:29","slug":"crapping-via-clockwork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2759","title":{"rendered":"Crapping via Clockwork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This bullshit about having to drop a load off in between 6:30 and 7:30pm every God damned evening is a load of crap. Fuck getting old and being regular.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This bullshit about having to drop a load off in between 6:30 and 7:30pm every God damned evening is a load of crap. Fuck getting old and being regular.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}