{"id":2790,"date":"2008-11-27T20:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2790"},"modified":"2008-11-27T20:50:15","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T01:50:15","slug":"no-punkin-pie-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2790","title":{"rendered":"No punkin pie for me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Ogwife made two. TWO. Sweet potato pies. <\/p>\n<p>Two. Sweet. Potato. Pies. <\/p>\n<p>Of COURSE they&#8217;re gone. <\/p>\n<p>Mmmmm.Pie. <\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned how much I am in love with this woman?  No, it&#8217;s more than that. <\/p>\n<p>And then of course she wore my favorite jeans all afternoon, but didn&#8217;t put them on till after company arrived, so I had to stare at her perfect backside in them without being able to do shit about it.<\/p>\n<p>Yet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ogwife made two. TWO. Sweet potato pies. Two. Sweet. Potato. Pies. Of COURSE they&#8217;re gone. Mmmmm.Pie. Have I mentioned how much I am in love with this woman? No, it&#8217;s more than that. And then of course she wore my favorite jeans all afternoon, but didn&#8217;t put them on till after company arrived, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}