{"id":2793,"date":"2008-11-29T22:35:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-30T03:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2793"},"modified":"2008-11-29T22:35:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-30T03:35:48","slug":"cloverfield-a-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2793","title":{"rendered":"Cloverfield: A movie review."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally watched it tonight and overall, a C- or two stars.<\/p>\n<p>Thoughts.<\/p>\n<p>1. The camera work sucked, and I mean badly sucked. I imagine it was a puke-fest in the theater.<br \/>\n2. I&#8217;m surprised  those stupid fucking yuppies made it as long as they did.<\/p>\n<p>3. The little critters wouldn&#8217;t have been worth eating, but that big fucker probably would have dressed out at ten tons or better.<\/p>\n<p>4. The gamey taste on said big fucker could be cured with a milk bath and some good BBQ sauce.<\/p>\n<p>5. If that shit would&#8217;ve happened in Texas, that big fucker in question would have looked funny strapped across the hood of some redneck&#8217;s pickup truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally watched it tonight and overall, a C- or two stars. Thoughts. 1. The camera work sucked, and I mean badly sucked. I imagine it was a puke-fest in the theater. 2. I&#8217;m surprised those stupid fucking yuppies made it as long as they did. 3. The little critters wouldn&#8217;t have been worth eating, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}