{"id":2827,"date":"2008-12-14T11:49:42","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T16:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2827"},"modified":"2008-12-14T11:49:42","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T16:49:42","slug":"a-conversation-overheard-between-rod-and-jjj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2827","title":{"rendered":"A conversation overheard between Rod and J.J.J."},"content":{"rendered":"

“It Wasn’t Me”
\n(to the music of this<\/a>)<\/p>\n

(Inspired by this<\/a>)(Thanks, Tam!)<\/p>\n

(Yo’, man) Yo’
\n(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
\n(Some mick just caught me) You let him catch you?
\n(I don’t know how I let this happen) What mick??
\n(That prosecuter guy Fitzgerald, you know) Man
\n(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
\n(Alright)<\/p>\n

Pat he listened in and caught me red-handed
\nCreeping with my blow dried hair
\nPicture this, we were both too greedy, really we were quite a pair<\/p>\n

How could I forget that he had
\nall those wiretaps on me
\nAll this time Pat was listening
\nHe just never took his ears off me<\/p>\n

How you can grant the feds access to your phone
\nTrespasser and a witness while you cling to your bone
\nYou better watch your back before he turn into a jailer
\nBest for you and the situation to hurry call the bailer
\nTo be a true player you have to know how to play
\nIf he say a corruption, convince him it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s OK!
\nNever admit to a word when he say make a claim
\nAnd you tell him baby no way<\/p>\n

But he caught me on the desk phone (It wasn’t me)
\nSaw me cheating’ on my tax form (It wasn’t me)
\nI even wrote off taking a shower (It wasn’t me)
\nHe even caught me selling power! (It wasn’t me)<\/p>\n

he saw the marks on my notepad (It wasn’t me)
\nApparently selling influence is real bad (It wasn’t me)
\nHeard the screams get louder (It wasn’t me)
\nThen he showed up on my doorstep<\/p>\n

Pat he listened in and caught me red-handed
\nCreeping with my blow dried hair
\nPicture this, we were both too greedy, really we were quite a pair<\/p>\n

How could I forget that he had
\nall those wiretaps on me
\nAll this time Pat was listening
\nHe just never took his ears off me<\/p>\n

Make sure he knows it’s not you and lead her on the right prefix
\nWhenever you should see him let him know it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all fixed
\nAs funny as it be by you, it not that complex
\nSeeing is believing so you better change your specs
\nYou know he not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
\nHardly recollecting and then he’ll go to noontime mass
\nWait for your answer: go over there
\nBut if he pack a gun you know you better run fast<\/p>\n

But he caught me on the desk phone (It wasn’t me)
\nSaw me cheating’ on my tax form (It wasn’t me)
\nI even wrote off taking a shower (It wasn’t me)
\nHe even caught me selling power! (It wasn’t me)<\/p>\n

he saw the marks on my notepad (It wasn’t me)
\nApparently selling influence is real bad (It wasn’t me)
\nHeard the screams get louder (It wasn’t me)
\nThen he showed up on my doorstep<\/p>\n

Pat he listened in and caught me red-handed
\nCreeping with my blow dried hair
\nPicture this, we were both too greedy, really we were quite a pair<\/p>\n

How could I forget that he had
\nall those wiretaps on me
\nAll this time Pat was listening
\nHe just never took his ears off me<\/p>\n

Gonna tell him that I’m sorry
\nFor the pain that I’ve caused
\nI’ve been listening to your reasoning
\nIt makes no sense at all
\nWe should tell him that I’m sorry
\nFor the pain that I’ve caused
\nYou may think that you’re a player
\nBut you’re completely lost
\nThat’s why I sing<\/p>\n

Pat he listened in and caught me red-handed
\nCreeping with my blow dried hair
\nPicture this, we were both too greedy, really we were quite a pair<\/p>\n

How could I forget that he had
\nall those wiretaps on me
\nAll this time Pat was listening
\nHe just never took his ears off me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“It Wasn’t Me” (to the music of this) (Inspired by this)(Thanks, Tam!) (Yo’, man) Yo’ (Open up, man) What do you want, man? (Some mick just caught me) You let him catch you? (I don’t know how I let this happen) What mick?? (That prosecuter guy Fitzgerald, you know) Man (I don’t know what to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}