{"id":2831,"date":"2008-12-16T07:49:22","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T12:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2831"},"modified":"2008-12-16T07:49:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T12:49:22","slug":"stroganoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2831","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;stroganoff&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is apparently the name of the ingredient that causes farts to come to critical mass most quickly. Not only that, but these fuckers have some serious hang time. I wish I could say I have had worse farts, but I can&#8217;t. Good lord, why do I have to get these in the dead of winter when I can&#8217;t open a window? <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should save up a few for the deer hunting. They might just stun the fuckers and I can walk up to them with a rock and take &#8217;em home. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is apparently the name of the ingredient that causes farts to come to critical mass most quickly. Not only that, but these fuckers have some serious hang time. I wish I could say I have had worse farts, but I can&#8217;t. Good lord, why do I have to get these in the dead of winter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2831"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}