{"id":2837,"date":"2008-12-17T19:37:39","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T00:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2008-12-17T19:37:39","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T00:37:39","slug":"only-in-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2837","title":{"rendered":"Only in Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On our way to tour the city en route to Africa, we encountered this sign on the moving walkway in Charles Degaulle airport:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2836\" height=300 alt=062.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/062.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As far as any of our group could tell, this sign means &#8220;baggage placed on the moving walkway will be transformed into a small child&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On our way to tour the city en route to Africa, we encountered this sign on the moving walkway in Charles Degaulle airport: As far as any of our group could tell, this sign means &#8220;baggage placed on the moving walkway will be transformed into a small child&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}