{"id":2847,"date":"2008-12-23T23:18:47","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T04:18:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2847"},"modified":"2008-12-23T23:18:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T04:18:47","slug":"animal-crappers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2847","title":{"rendered":"Animal Crappers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, that&#8217;s not a typo.<\/p>\n<p>I spend a lot of time in factories, and if I&#8217;m going to be in one for more than a half hour, I ask where the human being johns are. <\/p>\n<p>See, most factories have animal crapers- johns so filthy and nasty it looks like they&#8217;re being used by wild animals. Animals who have a penchant for graffiti, filthy turns of phrase, and crudely drawn pictures of genitalia. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a sample:<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2846\" height=300 alt=animalcrapper.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/animalcrapper.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, it&#8217;s a cellphone picture. <\/p>\n<p>This was the end crapper of nine, and this was the cleanest one, the one I used. I usually have disinfectant wipes, but there&#8217;s only so much that can do. <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d be amazed how nice it is- and how rare- to find a clean crapper- but I&#8217;ve used johns in places that would make most people lose their lunch to look at. Maybe I ought to start a feature. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, that&#8217;s not a typo. I spend a lot of time in factories, and if I&#8217;m going to be in one for more than a half hour, I ask where the human being johns are. See, most factories have animal crapers- johns so filthy and nasty it looks like they&#8217;re being used by wild animals. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2847"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}