{"id":2857,"date":"2008-12-26T21:17:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T02:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2008-12-26T22:58:48","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T03:58:48","slug":"first-off-before-billy-receives-his-brand-new-designer-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2857","title":{"rendered":"First off, before Billy receives his brand new, designer asshole&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roberta, you&#8217;re hot, and not just in that sister of my childhood friend who I used to spy on naked while angrily aggravating my Cumulative Trauma Disorder (<strong>CTD, <\/strong>as in, look it up, douchebag), either.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, onto little billy blastoff. A classic case of that spoiled little shitbird, you know, the one we&#8217;ve all met at least once in our lives.<\/p>\n<p>Hi Billy! I respect you. Honestly, I do. I mean, you&#8217;re what, 55-60 years old, still sporting a ponytail, does the wannabe prison code chickenshit, and yaks guitars all day long. Well, at least we know where we can get some really good shit from now, don&#8217;t we? Okay, ya got me. I have more respect for Barney Frank than I do for you. At least Barney admits he&#8217;s chugs cock.<br \/>\nHey, why don&#8217;t you have comments on your page? Scared of something? Were you punked in county? How many times? Now I haven&#8217;t bothered to skim through your entire page, but what about the prison tats? Come on! Tough guys like you who weigh all of a buck-fifty, soaking wet with five dollars of change in your pockets always have really cool prison tats!<\/p>\n<p>And dude&#8230; the pic of you riding the lawnboy? Fucking awesome! If that doen&#8217;t get you laid, nothing will. Talk about the first thing I&#8217;ll toss out if I ever break down and get a website. Can you seriously picture all the tang that&#8217;ll be chasing me if I toss out a pic like that? Of course, you&#8217;re probably beating the dirty legs off with a stick as I type.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said, motherfucker. Barney Fucking Frank. You wanna play with the big boys, congrats, you&#8217;ve found em.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Billy, you&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roberta, you&#8217;re hot, and not just in that sister of my childhood friend who I used to spy on naked while angrily aggravating my Cumulative Trauma Disorder (CTD, as in, look it up, douchebag), either. Okay, onto little billy blastoff. A classic case of that spoiled little shitbird, you know, the one we&#8217;ve all met [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}