{"id":2879,"date":"2008-12-31T21:03:58","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T02:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2879"},"modified":"2008-12-31T21:03:58","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T02:03:58","slug":"have-a-safe-and-happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2879","title":{"rendered":"Have a Safe and Happy New Year&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; with the exception of all you anarchist pricks. I wanna have some up close and personal wall to wall counseling with you assclowns.<\/p>\n<p>But the rest of you, seriously, be safe, and let&#8217;s place this turd of a year (2008) behind us.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; with the exception of all you anarchist pricks. I wanna have some up close and personal wall to wall counseling with you assclowns. But the rest of you, seriously, be safe, and let&#8217;s place this turd of a year (2008) behind us. Happy New Year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}