{"id":2896,"date":"2009-01-05T21:16:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T02:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2896"},"modified":"2009-01-05T21:31:37","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T02:31:37","slug":"shake-it-off-ya-big-pussy-dicks-wife-told-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2896","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Shake it off, ya big pussy,&#8221; Dick&#8217;s wife told him."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, she really did say that.<br \/>\nThe bone just above my second toe is now in two distinctly separate pieces.<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, you can bet your ass; I did do the &#8216;motherfucker dance&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Og will post the pic whenever he gets it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ed: Done.<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2897\" height=200 alt=broketoe.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/broketoe.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, she really did say that. The bone just above my second toe is now in two distinctly separate pieces. And yeah, you can bet your ass; I did do the &#8216;motherfucker dance&#8217;. Og will post the pic whenever he gets it. Ed: Done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}