Your Top Ten, All-time favorite movies.<\/p>\n
Here’s mine (which changes daily and is not in any particular order) to start it out.<\/p>\n
1. The Longest Day (1962) <\/strong><\/p>\n Could ya have packed more starpower into one film? I don’t think so.<\/p>\n 2. Idiocracy (2006)<\/strong><\/p>\n It’s coming, and a hell of a lot sooner than you think.<\/p>\n 3. Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (1983)<\/strong><\/p>\n David Bowie as a POW who plays the ultimate mind games.<\/p>\n 4. Band Of Brothers (2001)<\/strong><\/p>\n So what if it had ten separate intermissions. It’s as close as most folks will ever get without pissing their pants.<\/p>\n 5. Grindhouse (2007)<\/strong><\/p>\n Absolutely and totally ridiculous, but where else are ya gonna find zombies, and a chick with a M203 hooked up to her stump?<\/p>\n 6. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)<\/strong><\/p>\n Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis, as Elvis and Pres. “I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.”<\/em><\/p>\n Seriously, what else could you ever need? <\/em><\/p>\n 7. Pretty Peaches (1978)<\/strong><\/p>\n I had to add this one. Why? Because Kelly needs an answer as to why my brainpan is so fucked up.<\/p>\n 8. Blazing Saddles (1974)<\/strong><\/p>\n Because the politically correct pussies in our world today couldn’t even begin to craft a movie as fucking funny as this one.<\/p>\n 9. Open Range (2003)<\/strong><\/p>\n Just because this world we live in has too many fences plus, it had one hell of a gunfight.<\/p>\nNixon<\/strike> Kennedy fighting off a 2000 year old Mummy in an East Texas nursing home.<\/p>\n