{"id":2912,"date":"2009-01-11T14:05:13","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T19:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2912"},"modified":"2009-01-11T14:05:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T19:05:13","slug":"slapchop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2912","title":{"rendered":"SlapChop!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My god, I thought Billy Mays sucked. <\/p>\n<p>Vince Offer (was there ever a more apt name?) has dethroned Billy as the most annoying TV huckster ever. <\/p>\n<p>And what&#8217;s with the microphone? Has he not heard that they have decent microphones on TV? <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I just had to get that off my chest, and onto yours. He&#8217;s a former <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vince_Offer\">scientologist<\/a>&#8211; which should give you a little clue about scientology. When  Vince Offer says &#8220;hey, this looks bogus&#8221; you gotta wonder. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My god, I thought Billy Mays sucked. Vince Offer (was there ever a more apt name?) has dethroned Billy as the most annoying TV huckster ever. And what&#8217;s with the microphone? Has he not heard that they have decent microphones on TV? Anyway, I just had to get that off my chest, and onto yours. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}