{"id":2945,"date":"2009-01-19T08:21:30","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T13:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2945"},"modified":"2009-01-19T08:21:30","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T13:21:30","slug":"my-barber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2945","title":{"rendered":"My barber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is a rotund man with a belly like Santa Claus. I believe he plays the part once a year for his lodge. A decent man, and a born politician- you have to be, to keep your customers happy, when you have a half hour to talk to them at a time.<\/p>\n<p>he knows me fairly well by now, and when there&#8217;s nobody else in the house he usually comes across with a diatribe about the Way Things Are. He&#8217;s an old union boy, son of a classic liberal, who is disgustipated by the things he sees. He&#8217;s not too pleased about tomorrow, and he&#8217;s closing shop then instead of today. <\/p>\n<p>his comments about Obama are unprintable. <\/p>\n<p>Me, for my part, I&#8217;m happy to go to work today, because all the government workers are taking a day off. <\/p>\n<p>Which means all the worst fucktards will be off the main highways. My drive to work will be a dream. Not MLK&#8217;s dream, mind you, but a dream. <\/p>\n<p>Barber also tells me that the short haircuts are no longer succeeding in hiding the grey.<\/p>\n<p>Have to go high&#038;tight this summer and see what that does. Might end up shaving my head. I would have done already but my cranium is shaped somewhat like a topographical map of the Himalayas,all bumps and ridges and klingon-looking crap. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is a rotund man with a belly like Santa Claus. I believe he plays the part once a year for his lodge. A decent man, and a born politician- you have to be, to keep your customers happy, when you have a half hour to talk to them at a time. he knows me fairly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}