{"id":2958,"date":"2009-01-23T07:46:17","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T12:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2958"},"modified":"2009-01-23T07:46:17","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T12:46:17","slug":"the-thing-with-this-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2958","title":{"rendered":"The thing with this surgery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is there are things I cannot eat. Oh, nothing I miss too terribly much, all the stuff that I love most is still on the &#8220;yes&#8221; list. No, I miss baby carrots. And oatmeal. Well, I can still eat oatmeal, and baby carrots, and I can even eat them together, if i choose.<\/p>\n<p>What I can&#8217;t do, is eat baby carrots after only munching once or twice, allowing the still mostly intact carrot to go down. It just comes right back up. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even like baby carrots that much, so it&#8217;s worse eating them the second time.<\/p>\n<p>If this is the case, say ye, why bother? <\/p>\n<p>Well, if your bether regions are experiencing an-er- flareup, you eat the baby carrots and oatmeal, and you hardly chew the carrots, so they scratch that&#8230;. special itch.. on the way out. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is there are things I cannot eat. Oh, nothing I miss too terribly much, all the stuff that I love most is still on the &#8220;yes&#8221; list. No, I miss baby carrots. And oatmeal. Well, I can still eat oatmeal, and baby carrots, and I can even eat them together, if i choose. What I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2958"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}